threelivestoiled: Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor “get in the fucking tardis GOD” “this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” doctor, where are we? “in the shit.”
chantersboard: I love when you can tell someone’s going through a tracked tag because for like 23 straight posts they reblog nothing but macaroni and cheese
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
anothergayshark: glee season four summarized in one gif
well the juries out: fuckyeahforensics: HOW DO... →
fuckyeahforensics: HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES???? These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the…
wildquinn: How to end your appearance on Glee Matt: … Brittany: *adorable speech* Quinn: *make out with water bottle then have sex with your bestfriend holla*
thatfunnyblog: when you suddenly sneeze really hard out of nowhere Funny Stuff you like?
arasellle: justheroverthere: I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type I know mine. it’s pureblood
lagertha-lodbrok: okayophelia: tacticalnymphomania: nellachronism: loveforalia: You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”. Lift up your lightsabers. We lift them up to the lord. Let us give thanks to the Force our guide. It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.
rachelovesklaine: bleerios: remember that one time we liveblogged a klaine and finchel “double date” but turns out they were actually breaking up and it was the worst possible night of all time
bunnyinafez: iwantfitbody: madamedepompador: winchesterwolves: moniker-padacklyte: zillystring: wasereborworthit: mellowminty: pizzaforpresident: petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’ what about alaska are we then normal canada canada a bit to the left What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada? i cried my ass of laughing
so basically america's rationale for jumping into...
america: hey dont do the thing
germany: does the thing